I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
