i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
