check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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