You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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