Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(575): View more from New Mexico

is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?

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(916): View more from California

on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.

(1-916): View more from California

your optimism is becoming unhealthy

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(940): View more from Texas

he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

this is not real life

(1-267): View more from Pennsylvania

it never is. after midnight never counts.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Cute underage boy is in my house.

(410): View more from Maryland

OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.

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(760): View more from California

He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.

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(518): View more from New York

That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.

(315): View more from New York

Who is this?!????

(518): View more from New York

That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"

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(407): View more from Florida

she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"

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