I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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