no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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