i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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