Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Randomize
