He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
