We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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