Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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