So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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