O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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