drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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