I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Randomize
