I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she told me i tasted like america
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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