from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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