can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
sex in a hospital.. check
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
lol hangovers are for mortals.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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