she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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