just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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