i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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