Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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