return my video game
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
and i looked up. we had an audience...
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
