I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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