I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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