Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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