I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Randomize
