forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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