Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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