so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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