i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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