I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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