He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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