Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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