she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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