Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
tell me about the fingering
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