Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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