The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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