You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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