just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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