I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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