i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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