ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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