do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
