So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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