if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
how do flat chested girls get laid?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Come back. Shots need mouths.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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