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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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