I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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