What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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