the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm at about main and main street
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
