stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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