Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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