If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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