Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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