Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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